Monday, January 24, 2022

Punch Breath Live Rocks & Sauce by Artifact Extracts


This Artifact Extracts x Kaprikorn Punch Breath (Mendo Breath x Purple Punch) live rocks & sauce had a nice strong sweet, berry citrus gas, smell when I opened the lid 🫐🍋⛽ There was really great clarity on the perfectly formed THCA rocks swimming in a light colored, almost clear, sauce that had a nice yellow tint to it.

The flavor when dabbing the Punch Breath was sweet berry and citrus gas with earthy notes on the exhale. This rocks & sauce was very smooth to dab with no harshness, off flavor or scratchiness left in my throat. I was actually quite impressed by just how smooth it was 👌🏼

The high was quite strong and stoney in my head while also providing me with some decent body relief. I also found myself pretty couch locked from this stuff 😴

Overall I enjoyed this Punch Breath live rocks & sauce, even though the profile wasn't my personal preference. The THCA rocks were just beautiful, the dabs were very smooth and the high was pretty good for my nighttime meds 👍🏼

Made 10/2/21

Tested 12/17/21 SC Labs

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Friday, January 21, 2022

Beach Wedding Cured Sugar Sauce by Artifact Extracts


This Artifact Extracts x Higher Minds Horticulture Beach Wedding (Wedding Cake x Tropicana Cookies) cured sugar sauce had a sweet floral gas smell with hints of citrus when I opened the jar. The color was a dark orange on the sauce and it didn't have as much clarity to it as I typically like to see.

The flavor was sweet gassy orange citrus with some off flavor and floral notes to it. I found it to be pretty harsh and it left some scratchiness in my throat after dabbing.

The high was stoney in my head while also being uplifting with some light relief for my body. Hybrid type effects. Not super strong but not weak either, average high.

Overall I didn't really enjoy the Beach Wedding. The profile and flavor weren't very good and the high was ok. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't good either.

Made 5/19/21

Tested 6/11/21 SC Labs

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Tuesday, January 18, 2022

OrangeGasm Cured Terp Crystals by Artifact Extracts


This Artifact Extracts x Yerba Buena OrangeGasm (Platinum Tangie x Golden Goat) cured terp crystals had a nice strong orange terpinolene citrus smell when I opened the jar 🍊🍊🍊 Nice light orange color to the terp sauce on top of the beautifully formed THCA crystals.

The flavor was heavy orange terpinolene citrus with notes of gas 🍊🍊🍊⛽ 💨💨 I enjoyed the flavor on this cured resin and the terpinolene wasn't overwhelming, like it often is for me. There was no off flavor to the dab and considering it's cured resin and THCA crystals, the OrangeGasm dabbed quite smoothly. There was definitely a little harshness to it though that lingered for a bit after dabbing.

The high was pretty stoney and uplifting with some light body relief to it as well and didn't mess with my anxiety 👍🏼 I felt this one pretty strongly in my forehead but the effects were kinda average generally.

Overall I enjoyed the OrangeGasm cured terp crystals 😋 The flavor was strong with no off/plant taste and the high was good enough for daytime meds for me.

Made 9/30/21

Tested 11/2/21 SC Labs

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Saturday, January 8, 2022

Carefree Chocolate by Nelson & Co. Organics


This Nelson and Co. Organics Carefree Chocolate is made from Fairtrade chocolate and infused with hash rosin from their farm. The package doesn't say vegan on it but it's dairy free and I don't see any ingredients listed that don't fit my diet. In fact the ingredients list is pretty short and the artificial flavoring is the only thing that I would take even the slightest exception with. The outer packaging feels premium and is recyclable, which I like, with a plastic wrapped chocolate bar on the inside.

The chocolate bar itself looks like a pretty standard chocolate bar that is scored into 10 pieces. The pieces are imprinted with the words "Nelson" and "Carefree" which alternate from piece to piece. Each piece of chocolate is the current standard of ~5mg THC with the entire package containing ~50mg (49.65mg for this batch).

When I opened the plastic wrap I was immediately greeted with a strong dark chocolate smell 😋 Even though I don't eat it as often these days, I really enjoy quality dark chocolate and when I smelled the bar I was ready to go to town on it 😅

The flavor of the chocolate was delicious 😋 As good as any premium chocolate bar I might get from the store. There was a slight cannabis flavor to it but not that unpleasant cannabis flavor you find in some edibles. This was a nice hash flavor that while not distinct, was very good. I'm pretty confident that even those who hate the taste of cannabis in their edibles would enjoy this chocolate bar.

After eating the entire bar 😅 I followed it up with one of my cannacaps, like I usually do for my edible reviews when the dosage is lower than 100mg. As far as the high, I definitely felt some noticeable effects beyond what my normal cannacap dose would provide. It was nice and stoney with solid body relief and a good amount of stimulation from the chocolate. While it ultimately didn't get me to where I would want to be if I was looking to take a recreational dose of edibles, it was quite a bit more medicinal than a lot of the other 50mg edibles I've tried in the past and I enjoyed the effects.

Overall, I was pretty impressed with this new Carefree Edible from Nelson and Co. While it's generally not a product for me (like all current rec market edibles) due to the restrictive dosage laws, I found it to be a high quality product with a premium feel to it. The chocolate was delicious and the high was nice considering the low dosage.

Made 12/8/21

Tested 12/22/21 Rose City Labs

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Friday, January 7, 2022

Chem 91 Live Rosin by B.A. Botanicals


This Chem 91 (91 Chemdog) live hash rosin from B.A. Botanicals had a strong sweet gassy nose with a very potent cheesy funk to it that I really enjoyed ⛽🧀 The rosin had a light color to it and the texture was amazing on this wet badder 💦

The flavor was strong gassy funk with some nice sweetness to it 😋 The Chem 91 dabbed pretty smooth with just some minor harshness and gave me quite a bit of that nose tingle I often find in gassy profiles.

The high was very stoney in my head giving me that almost stupefying feeling along with a headband effect which spread to my cheeks and throughout my body giving me intense full body relaxation and couch lock. I tend to be pretty functional when using cannabis, so when people tell me "don't try this stuff before you have something to do" I usually just laugh and say "ok sure". This stuff was potent even for me though 🤯 On one occasion it had me sitting in a comfy bean bag chair instead of cooking dinner 😅 and when I did get up, I was so distracted I had to refill my boiling pot of water twice 😂😂

Overall, I was very impressed with the first live rosin drop from B.A. Botanicals 👍🏼 The gassy funky profile paired with the mind numbing effects were very nice. Chemdawg strains can be totally hit or miss for me and this one was a hit for sure 🎯

Made 12/15/21

Tested 12/28/21 Chemhistory

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Monday, January 3, 2022

GMO Live Hash Rosin by Nelson & Co.


This Nelson and Co. GMO (GSC x Chemdawg) live hash rosin had a strong sweet garlic gas GMO smell when I opened the jar 🤤 Very impressive smell coming off of this fresh press, even straight out of the fridge 👌🏼 The smell only continued to get louder as the rosin matured 🔊🔊 Such a great profile 🧄🧄🧄

The color was very nice on the fresh press coin, with some almost marbling going on. Something I want to note is how perfect the coin of fresh press looked in the jar. I almost felt bad digging into it to take a dab 😅 The hash rosin was very stable and somewhat difficult to work with in a normal fashion until it started to badder up. Once it did though, it was very easy to work with and portion.

The flavor was very strong garlic gas 🧄🧄⛽ with some really nice sweetness on the back end 😋 Amazing profile and a super smooth dab 👍🏼 A lot of the extracts/concentrates I've reviewed lately have been kinda harsh and dabbing this hash rosin was such a relief ☺️💨 One of the smoothest dabs I've had in a while.

The high was super strong and stoney for me. I felt an instant headrush after taking a dab that slowly moved throughout the rest of my body giving me very solid full body relaxation. Perfect meds for me 🤗

Overall I loved this GMO hash rosin and I honestly have nothing but good things to say about it 🔥🔥🔥 The smell taste and effects were all on point and it was so smooth to dab 👌🏼 Watching the fresh press mature as I made my way through the gram was extra pleasant with this GMO, and gave me a sense of appreciation for fresh press that I hadn't had before. I don't know what else to say except that I could dab this stuff all day and night 💯

Made 12/9/21

Tested 12/14/21 Chemhistory

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