Krystal Ball by No Patients Left Behind

This Krystal Ball (Krystallica x Old Faithful) had a strong peppery citrus nose with some unique skunk notes to it. Very strong scent when I cracked the dense light green buds. The flower was covered in trichomes and light orange hairs.

The flavor was strong citrus gas in my vape 🍋⛽ It also had some sweet skunkiness to it that I really enjoyed 😋 The Krystal Ball was incredibly smooth to vape and produced thick vapor with long lasting flavor 👍🏼

The effects were very clear headed at first while also being a bit stoney, quite unique, and also provided very solid full body relief without couch locking me. I found the Krystal Ball to be a bit of a creeper, leaving me with a nice headband effect and a bit more relaxation just after my session.

Overall I enjoyed trying this cultivar from No Patients Left Behind. While it's not a profile I typically seek out, I found myself savoring the flavor in my vape 😋 The effects were also unique and worked well for me for daytime use.

February 2022

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Sinai by No Patients Left Behind

This Sinai (Egyptian Landrace) had a unique, sweet terpinolene nose. Decently strong but not loud. When I cracked the nug the sweet terpinolene was super pungent. The buds were dark green and quite wispy, with not much density to them at all. This flower didn't have the standard jar appeal of dense frosty buds with a loud nose. In fact, you would probably almost never find flower like this on the shelf at a dispensary.

The flavor was strong terpinolene up front that faded into a pleasant sweetness 😋 The terpinolene wasn't overwhelming at all and was actually quite nice. The vapor was decently thick with long lasting flavor. The Sinai vaped incredibly smooth 🙌🏼

The high was euphoric, clear headed, and gave me some full body relief. The Sinai didn't mess with my anxiety and I also noticed a little appetite stimulation 👍🏼 I wouldn't say that the effects were weak but I also wouldn't describe them as strong. Kinda mellow. Unique effects though and some good daytime meds for me.

Overall I found this Egyptian Landrace to be quite unique and I definitely enjoyed trying it. I wouldn't seek it out again personally, but I was certainly intrigued by the genetics 🧬

February 2022

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Gelato 41 Hash Rosin by B.A. Botanicals

This B.A. Botanicals Gelato 41 (Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint GSC) hash rosin had a soft, yet pleasant, sweet creamy nose with just a hint of pine to it. The badder was nice and wet with light blond color and great texture.

The flavor was strong sweet creamy gas funk 🍦⛽ with notes of minty pine 🌲 The taste was considerably stronger than I was expecting based on the smell 👍🏼 The rosin was pretty smooth to dab with just some slight nose tingle and minor irritation left in my throat.

The effects were very strong and stoney, giving me a nice headband effect that spread throughout the rest of my body 🤗 Relaxing, a bit stupefying, and a really enjoyable high altogether.

Overall I really enjoyed this Gelato 41 hash rosin 😋 The nose definitely could have been stronger, but the flavor was solid and the effects were very stoney and full body.

Made 2/8/22

Tested 2/14/22 ChemHistory

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Sugar Cane Grown by Garden of Adam

This Sugar Cane (Platinum x Slurricane) grown by Garden of Adam had a pleasant earthy gas profile with some funk that reminded me of Gorilla Glue 🌱⛽🦍 It also had some light berry notes to it 🍇🫐 The nugs were dark green with purple spots throughout, and light brown hairs still perfectly in tact. They were also very dense and totally frosted, serious bag appeal 🤩 Cracking the buds brought out a nice strong smell and left my fingers sticky 👌🏼

The flavor was strong earthy gas funk in my vape 😋 I also found some distinct berry notes in there 🍇🫐 The vapor was smooth and thick with the flavor lasting an average amount of time.

The high was satisfying and full body while leaving me pretty clear headed. I felt it strongly in my forehead but it didn't give me that stoney stupefying high. Instead I felt productive, yet it wasn't stimulating or racy and didn't mess with my anxiety at all. Pretty unique effects and a really nice daytime smoke for me.

Overall I enjoyed the Sugar Cane from Garden of Adam 😋 It had a solid profile with good flavor and a smooth vape. It was also nice to find unique effects that suited me so well for daytime use. The one thing I have to critique, the nose definitely could have been a bit louder in the jar. Otherwise this was some great flower all around.

Harvested January 2022

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Roid Rage PLR Cartridge by Artifact Extracts

This Artifact Extracts x Kaprikorn Roid Rage ((Bruce Banner x GMO) x B!tch Slap) PLR (Purified Live Resin) cartridge had a nice earthy garlic taste with hints of fruit when I gave it an initial draw. Pretty strong flavor coming off of this cart before I even screwed it into the battery 👍🏼 The color of the PLR was a nice yellow and it was quite fluid in the cart from the high terpene content.

The profile was strong earthy garlic gas 🌱🧄 with notes of fruity diesel ⛽🍓 that reminded me of a cultivar I haven't had in quite some time, which also happens to be one of the grandparents of Roid Rage, Bruce Banner. The flavor was quite nice on this cartridge and the hits were smooth, although it did tingle my nose quite a bit. The cart also left a bit of scratchiness in my throat after I finished vaping.

The high was strong and stoney in my head and also gave me some solid full body relief 🤗 This cart was surprisingly potent and didn't leave me needing a dab afterwards.

Overall I was pretty impressed with this Roid Rage PLR 🔥 The cartridge had some nice flavor to it and the effects were quite strong 💪🏼 This is one of the few carts I've reviewed that actually tasted good and got me fully medicated.

Made 10/11/21

Tested 11/17/21 SC Labs

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Widow Cake by Trichome Farms

This Trichome Farms Widow Cake (Black Widow x Wedding Cake) had a light gassy citrus smell with sharp peppery notes when I popped the jar open. The buds were dense, totally frosty, and tightly trimmed. Even though this flower had some great bag appeal, I found the nose to be lacking. When I cracked or ground up the nugs, I did find a nice funk hiding inside though.

The flavor in my vape was strong peppery pine up front with some sweet citrus gas 🌲🎂🍋⛽ The Widow Cake was smooth to vape and produced thick vapor.

The high was stimulating and uplifting, leaving me clearheaded while also providing me some good body relief. I found the effects to be pretty nice for daytime smoke. It did mess with my anxiety just a bit though.

Overall I kinda had mixed feelings about the Widow Cake. The nose was lacking for me and the flavor wasn't really my personal preference. At the same time, the effects were nice for daytime use without messing with my anxiety too much and the vapor was smooth and thick.

Harvested 11/23/21

Tested 1/3/22 3B Analytical

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Black Cherry Punch Live THCA Crystals by Artifact Extracts

This Artifact Extracts x High Noon Cult Black Cherry Punch (Purple Punch x Black Cherry Pie) live THCA Crystals had a light citrus gas smell with some light fruity notes when I opened the jar. The smell was pretty generic and I wouldn't have been able to guess a strain at all if it wasn't labeled. To be honest, it smelled a bit like chemical cleaner. The THCA crystals came in one large chunk, which was nice.

The flavor was a generic citrus gas, with some fruity notes to it, that tingled my nose quite a bit when dabbing. I also found the THCA crystals to be somewhat harsh to dab. It didn't have any bad flavor to it though, so that was nice.

The high was quite strong in my head, with some solid relief for my body as well. The effects weren't lacking and actually made for some pretty good meds for me, despite being a little more in my head than I prefer.

Overall I didn't enjoy the Black Cherry Punch live THCA crystals. I prefer more/better flavor to my extracts and a smoother dab, but the high was strong and you get a little more bang for your buck with these high cannabinoid crystals I guess. I could see these helping me to stretch my budget, and the flavor wasn't bad just lacking.

Made 8/11/21

Tested 9/28/21 SC Labs

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Gelato 41 by Trichome Farms

This Trichome Farms Gelato 41 (Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint GSC) had a loud sweet creamy gassy profile with sharp pine notes that really hit me in the nose 🔊🔊🔊 The nugs were a beautiful purple color with dark orange hairs and were totally frosted 🤩 The buds were dense, well trimmed, and nicely cured. Serious bag appeal on this flower in both looks and smell 👌🏼

The flavor was very strong in my vape 😋 Heavy gassy pine up front with some sweet creamy notes that were just delicious ⛽🌲🍦 The Gelato 41 produced thick long lasting vapor and was very smooth.

The high was strong and stoney in my head and also gave me some really solid body relief. The effects were quite potent and I didn't find myself needing a dab after vaping a couple bowls 🤗

Overall I really enjoyed this Gelato 41 from Trichome Farms 😋 The sweet gassy pine Gelato profile was super loud, the buds were beautiful, and it vaped great with solid effects. Checked all the boxes for me 🔥🔥🔥

Harvested 12/15/21

Tested 1/19/22 3B Analytical

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