Layer Cake by Louis VuChron

This Layer Cake (Wedding Cake x GMO) grown by Louis VuChron had a nice sweet cake and earthy spice aroma 🎂🌱 I can't really describe the nose as loud or strong but it wasn't light either. The buds were large, dense, and totally covered in large trichomes 🤩 Breaking up the nugs brought out a strong sweet cake aroma and left my fingers nice and sticky.

The flavor translated well with strong earth and nice sweet cake and spice notes 😋 The vapor was quite thick with just a bit of harshness to it. The flavor lasted an average amount of time but the vapor just kept on going.

The effects were strong, giving me a nice stoney head change with noticeable pressure behind the eyes and solid relaxation throughout my body 🤗 I found the high to also be uplifting/mood elevating and it didn't couch lock me which was great for daytime use.

Overall I enjoyed the Layer Cake from Louis VuChron 😋 The aroma was nice and the flavor translated well with thick vapor. The effects were nice and strong and worked well for me for daytime meds 👍🏼

Harvested June 2022

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Mitten Cake Batter by Louis VuChron

Louis VuChron is a locally owned and operated recreational cannabis farm in Portland, Oregon. Respect, positivity and good vibes are the foundation of what they do. That good energy resonates within the crew and is clearly translated to the final product.

This Mitten Cake Batter (Kush Mints x Wedding Cake x Kush Mints bx) grown by Louis VuChron had some pretty insane jar appeal 🤩 Big dense buds that were completely coated in trichomes ✨ The trim job was also worth noting, as the nug structure, pistils, and trichomes we're completely unharmed in the process 👌🏼 The nose on the flower was also quite strong, giving off a heavy sweet cake dessert aroma with notes of skunk and wood 🎂🍦🦨🪵 Breaking up the buds brought out a very robust sweet dessert smell and left my fingers quite sticky.

The flavor translated well in my vaporizer with strong sweet cake dominating the profile and sharp pine notes hitting me up front followed by skunky woody notes 😋 I enjoyed the complexity and it was more unique than your typical cake profile. The vapor was quite smooth considering how thick it was 💨💨 Both the flavor and the vapor lasted longer than average.

Effects were strong and stoney in my head, a bit stupefying, and also provided some nice relaxation for my body. The headband effect was pretty intense from two bowls in my vape and I was sweating a bit after three 🥵

Overall I really enjoyed this Mitten Cake Batter from Louis VuChron 🔥🔥🔥 It easily checked all the boxes for me ✅ The jar appeal was excellent, the flavor was robust, complex and pretty unique for a cake variety, and the effects were nice and strong 🙌🏼

Harvested June 2022

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Deep Fried Ice Cream by Lovena Green Farms

This Deep Fried Ice Cream (Ice Cream Cake x Deep Breath) grown by Lovena Green Farms had a sweet creamy cake nose with notes of wood and earth 🎂🌱🪵 The smell was softer than I prefer but I enjoyed the complexity of the profile. The buds were very dense, tightly trimmed, and totally frosted.

The flavor translated well in my vape 😋 Soft creamy cake with woody earth notes. The vapor was smooth, thick, and long lasting 👍🏼

Effects were strong and stoney in my head with great mood elevation and solid full body relaxation as well. I found myself feeling pretty good after two bowls in my vaporizer 🤗

Overall I enjoyed this Deep Fried Ice Cream from Lovena Green Farms. While the aroma was a bit light, the profile was complex and the flavor was nice and enjoyable in my vape. The effects were solid meds for me too 👍🏼

Harvested 4/26/22

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Runtz by Lovena Green Farms

I first discovered Lovena Green Farms back in 2015/2016 during the early sales period and I really enjoyed their flower 😋 I can specifically remember their Hippie Crippler and Pineapple Express and it was great to reconnect with them and see what they have been up to lately. Lovena has moved to a new indoor facility with LED lighting in Newberg and they have been dialing in their growing methods in the new environment. I got the opportunity to tour the grow and check out a few of their new cultivars 🕵️ Today I'll be sharing a review of one of my favorites from the varieties that I tried.

This Runtz (Gelato 33 x Zkittlez) grown by Lovena Green Farms had a loud sweet candy nose with some pine notes and extra funk to it 🔊 The buds were dark green, dense with good give, frosty, and tightly trim.

The flavor translated well and was strong candy funk with initial notes of pine in my vape 🍬🧀🌲 The vapor was thick and reasonably smooth with just some minor harshness as I vaped through the bowl.

The effects were strong giving me a solid head change that spread down my neck to heavy relaxation in my shoulders 🤗 The high was a bit stupefying with some euphoria and solid full body relief 👍🏼

Overall I really enjoyed the Runtz from Lovena Green Farms 😋 The aroma was loud with matching flavor and the effects were nice and potent 👍🏼

Harvested 4/26/22

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Strawberry Chocolate Roses by Mouse House Edibles

These hash rosin infused Strawberry Chocolate Roses by Mouse House Edibles came in a cute little pink package of two roses 🌹🌹 The rose shapes are so cute and the powdered strawberries from the garden are a very nice touch 😊 The chocolate roses are infused with hash rosin from New Rose Farms and contain ~60mg of THC each.

These little things tasted delicious 😋 The dark chocolate paired very well with the hash rosin. It was just the right amount of hash flavor to chocolate to not be overpowering and still give a nice taste of the medicine. I also thought the powdered strawberries from the home garden made the edible feel a bit more farm to table and premium than your standard chocolate edible 👌🏼

I ate both chocolate roses to test the effects and they were very nice 🤗 The high came on fast and was quite potent giving me excellent full body relaxation and mood elevation. I was already kind of tired when I ate the roses and I ended up taking a really nice nap that afternoon 😴

Overall I really enjoyed these Dark Chocolate Roses w/ Powdered Strawberries 😋 The flavor was excellent and the effects were potent 🙌🏼

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Pineapple Passion SmoothieZ by JD Grown

This Pineapple Passion SmoothieZ (Pineapple Passion x Zkittlez) grown by JD Grown had a loud sweet candy and fruity pineapple nose that was pretty unique and complex 🍬🍍🍑 The bud was totally covered in trichomes and looked beautiful with it's long orange pistils still in tact. Breaking up the nug brought out a very potent smell and left my fingers pretty sticky.

The flavor was strong and translated well from the aroma with sweet exotic pineapple dominating the profile 😋 The vapor was smooth with medium thickness and the flavor/vapor lasted a longer than average amount of time 👍🏼

The effects were uplifting and clearheaded with a light headband effect and some nice body relaxation as well. I wouldn't call the effects strong but I wouldn't call them average or weak either. Above average feels fair and I found the high to be perfect for staying focused during the day time.

Overall I really enjoyed this Pineapple Passion SmoothieZ and it was definitely one of the winners from the varieties I got to check out from JD Grown. The aroma was robust, complex and unique with matching flavor. The vapor was smooth and the effects were nice and enjoyable 😊 Definitely keep a look out for this one in the future 😋

Harvested May 2022

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Papaya Punch Live Rosin by FUNK Extracts

The Head Hashmaker and Lab Director at Funk Extracts Squisha D started out doing packaging work for the company about four and a half years ago. He's had a passion for solventless extraction since he started, and as he worked his way up to running the closed loop system at FUNK he was also honing his hashmaking skills at home and pushing for the company to start a rosin line. Last year FUNK launched their rosin line and since then he has been promoted to lab director. Squisha D now oversees all aspects of the lab while taking charge of handling the freeze dryers, separating the hash quality, and pressing the rosin.

This Funk Extracts x Three Flavors Farms Papaya Punch (Papaya x Purple Punch) had a loud classic exotic fruit papaya aroma with strong sour and gassy funk notes 🥭🍋⛽🧀 The smell really hit me in the nose when I first opened the jar and I really enjoyed the profile 😋 The badder was nice and wet with excellent texture 👍🏼

The flavor was strong gassy funk with notes of fruity sour papaya 😋 The gas came forward more in the dab for me and blended nicely with the funky sour papaya ⛽⛽🧀🍋🥭 The Papaya Punch was reasonably smooth to dab with just some minor harshness and some light nose tingle on the exhale.

The effects were quite potent and gave me an instant head change that was strong and stoney followed by great fully body relaxation 🤗 The Papaya Punch really did pack a good punch and had me pretty couch locked after my regular size dab 😴

Overall I really enjoyed the Papaya Punch hash rosin from FUNK Extracts and Three Flavors Farms 👍🏼 The aroma and flavor were excellent, and the effects were nice and strong 🙌🏼 FUNK has been bringing the heat with their latest rosin releases and this one is no exception 🔥

Made 4/19/22

Tested 4/25/22 ChemHistory

This review was sponsored by Funk Extracts

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

CheetoZ 5 by JD Grown

JD Grown was founded by a legacy operator who has been involved in the Oregon cannabis industry since before I started consuming the plant. In fact, he was one of the first people to introduce me to high quality cannabis back in 2004 and has always been known for having some of the best flower around. In addition to the farm, he established the Natural Remedies dispensary in SW Portland and has recently expanded to a second location on the east side.

I had the pleasure of checking out several different phenos of a couple of cultivars from JD Grown's recent pheno hunt and my favorite of the bunch was this CheetoZ 5 (Cheetah Piss x Runtz) 🔥🔥🔥 It had a loud sweet fruity sour citrus aroma with notes of gas 🍑🥭🍒🍋⛽ The profile was quite unique and had some great complexity too it. The bud had excellent jar appeal with the looks matching the nose 🤩 The nug was very dense and covered in shiny trichomes ✨ Breaking up the flower brought out an even more potent smell that I really enjoyed and also left my fingers quite sticky.

The flavor was strong earthy citrus gas with notes of fruit in my vape and produced thick clouds while still being nice and smooth. The flavor was robust and lasted an average amount of time 👍🏼

The Effects were strong and uplifting giving me an intense headband effect and some solid body relief too. I found the CheetoZ 5 to be very potent and two bowls had me feeling as good as a dab 🤗 Three bowls had me sweating a bit 🥵😅

Overall I really enjoyed this CheetoZ 5 and I would go as far as to say I loved it 🔥🔥🔥 The jar appeal was on point, the vapor was smooth, tasty, and thick, and the effects were fantastic. This is definitely the keeper pheno and my favorite of the new varieties I checked out from JD Grown 👌🏼

Harvested April 2022

This review was sponsored by JD Grown

Honest Reviews 🕵️

 

Veggie Mama Chill-E by Biggs Edibles

Today I'm doing a review of a unique craft edible product from Biggs Edibles 😋 If you don't know Biggs, they are well know in the Portland cannabis community for their decadent medicated cheesecakes. Recently they decided to launch their first vegan product in the form of a medicated meal and they are very excited to share their solventless soup with everyone. This Veggie Mama Chill-E is made from scratch with natural whole food ingredients and no meat substitutes. The full ingredients list can be found by scanning the QR code on the jar. You can also find directions for heating the meal as well as topping suggestions.

When I popped the lid on the vacuum sealed jar, I was instantly hit with a robust classic chili aroma 😋 I decided to heat up the entire jar (~200mg THC) and serve it over farfalle (bow tie) pasta 🍝 This made a delicious and hearty dinner that I really enjoyed. I didn't notice any hash or cannabis flavor and the meal was very satisfying. The ingredients all tasted high quality and there was nothing in the chili that I wouldn't have included myself. I took my time enjoying the meal and by the time I had finished I was already starting to feel the hash kick in 🚀

The effects came on pretty quickly and about 45 minutes after I started eating the meal I was feeling pretty medicated 🤗 200mg is a nice strong dose for me and at one point I found myself giggling about absolutely nothing 😂😅 I was also vibing out to some music pretty hard at the peak 🎶 After a few hours I was ready for bed and I was able to get right to sleep and slept well through the night 😴

Overall I really enjoyed this Veggie Mama Chill-E from Biggs Edibles 😋 It was quite a unique experience to have a medicated meal that I didn't infuse personally. I really enjoyed both the chili itself and the effects. The ingredients fit my strict diet while still making a great dinner and the high was plenty potent. I must say, it was a pleasure to review this craft edible product ☺️❤️

This review was sponsored by Biggs Edibles

Honest Reviews 🕵️